outlast-the-outkast:

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

i killed a centipede bc everyone was afraid of it and so was i but i took one for the team. wheres my bravery metal

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u
boychic:

inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 
I laughed so hard I started crying

i love these!!!
kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:


givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you
violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued