“You like brainy guys who read and know when to leave you alone.” Doesn’t everybody? It’s like, no I want him as stupid and uneducated as they come and will never ever ever leave me alone for five minutes. It’s so hot when he won’t even let me poop alone. Yeah.
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason
I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama
every class is art class if you dont care enough