You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
i killed a centipede bc everyone was afraid of it and so was i but i took one for the team. wheres my bravery metal
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
write a book